Sunlight on the window, that’s my stage
Stretching like a queen, don’t age
You call my name, I might not care
Shake that treat box, I’m already there
Soft paws, sharp eyes, silent walk
Don’t meow much, but I own this talk
I’m the main character, didn’t you know
Walking slow like I run this show
Tail high, attitude on max
You live your life, I demand snacks
Knock things down just for fun
3 AM zoomies, gotta run
Sit on your laptop, block your screen
Yeah, your work? Not my scene
You think you own me, that’s so cute
I chose you… let’s keep it mute
I’m the main character, didn’t you know
Every room I enter steals the show
Golden naps and midnight acts
You love me still, and that’s just facts
Purr like a melody, soft and low
Scratch your heart then steal the glow
Chaos wrapped in fur so fine
Your whole world? Yeah, it’s mine
I’m the main character, always been
Tiny paws, but I rule everything
Bow down, human, don’t overreact
Just give me love… and extra snacks